The Doctor Will See You Now
Overdosing on cosmetic enhancements? Mike Albo guides us through the latest spate of beauty-related disorders.
Compulsive disorder in which victims exfoliate and chemically plane face—using scrubs, organic fruit extracts, trichloroacetic acid, or vibrating diamond-encrusted sanding wands—until skin resembles a slice of seared bluefin tuna. Symptom: Dating dermatologists—or at least friending them on Facebook.