The Doctor Will See You Now
Overdosing on cosmetic enhancements? Mike Albo guides us through the latest spate of beauty-related disorders.
Also known as J. Lomia and Bain-de-Soleilitis: Obsessive need for skin to appear the color of a circus peanut or a can of Benjamin Moore’s Burnt Cinnamon. Symptom: Thinking Snooki looks “just fine.”