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  • All you really need to transition from your day job at the Jiffy Lube to the MoMA gala is a wife beater and some epaulettes.
  • Totally, Tilda.
  • Its like a classic family photo with Lorde as the Satan worshipping pissed off teenage daughter.  Except here the parents are twins involved in a polyamorous trio.
  • It was Tilda Swinton's birthday.  Everyone took exactly one bite of cake just to prove they could do it.  Cake.  Eat a whole slice.  Its the new Everest.
  • Never Too Much Animal Print.  This is Nicki Minaj's family motto.  Proceed with caution.
  • The gentleman who brought this caviar to the party told me
  • John is turning 50 for the second time. Turning that sexist bullshit upside down! Joan Collins better move over.
  • Larry and Pepe. Their exchange has turned Rachel's expression in John Currin's portrait from 'Serene' to 'Your conjugal whisper is no surprise.'
  • On the eighth day, God created ruching. On the ninth day he like, totally changed his mind, but the order had already gone through.
  • Belt by Lisa Eisner. And look, it's diamond o' cock. Oops, I meant 'clock'.
  • One day I will have show of just photos of Ricky Clifton sleeping at parties. Or publish an instructional manual. No one does it better. Why? Because no one cares like Ricky.
  • The Artist was Not Present.
  • Trendy tooth gap: Collection of Michael Ovitz.
  • The always stunning Yvonne Force Villareal in vintage Valentino with vintage Rudi Stingel.
  • How to fit your entire career on one shoe.
  • Art: Sherrie Levine. Boy: He had some very good points...
  • This man is smiling because: A. His fiancée has just told him she is totally over JAR B. He just learned he has won a Smart Car C. He owns over 90% of the world's tattoo ink D. He has just patented the word 'Swiss' E. All of the above
  • Giancarlo Giammetti at his Sotheby's book party with two devoted fans. Or is it four devoted fans? You decide.