Diamonds on the Tips of his Teeth
Upon seeing Kanye West’s newest bling addition, which happens to run along the bottom row of his teeth, the first thought that comes to mind is not the exorbitant display of cash these karats must’ve run him, but OUCH. As a long-term wearer of Invisalign, the clear plastic orthodontia that cuts into my gums and inner cheek tissue, I marvel at Mr. West’s welcoming such a grand size of hardware that must come with myriad of canker sores. Then again, perhaps the dental equivalent of Jacob the Jeweler sanded the edges down. Or maybe they’re cushion cut. In any event, points to KW for giving an entirely new meaning to the term Diamond Stud.