Pam Anderson and Kid Rock: July 29, 2006
Who would expect anything less from this duo? After breaking off an engagement once in 2003, they were “married” on a yacht in Saint-Tropez (though it wasn’t made legal until August 3 at a Beverly Hills courthouse)—she wore a low-cut lace Heatherette dress, he sported a white tee and Detroit Tigers baseball cap—that is, until she changed into a white string bikini and sailor cap and he went shirtless. Not notable for extravagant costs, but perhaps for what wasn’t spent on the wedding garb. They divorced four months later.