Pam Anderson and Kid Rock: 122 days, 2006
Leave it to Pammy to make this list twice. Anderson and the Kid tied the knot in rock star style: a boozy St. Tropez ceremony wearing a white string bikini and a white tee and baseball hat. While they might not have had enough in common to make the love last, they did seem to be on the same page about when to file for divorce: they submitted their paperwork only 53 minutes apart.
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