Once I was on the "yes" list, I subsequently received a barrage of emails, including one requesting a photo of me taken in a national park. I was stumped. Does the lighthouse at Montauk Point count? The plot thickened...

UPDATE: I was just notified that after I hightailed it out of Aspen Social Club, a drawing was held, and I am now the proud recipient of a free annual pass to the National Parks across this great land of ours. Time to fire up the motor home.