Bon Bon, a plausible George Balanchine/Alek Wek lovechild, rocks a Gaga-worthy hairpiece. (Is that a hand?) L'Enfant Terrible sports a wicked black-feathered eyepatch. Meanwhile, the ruffled, two-toned peep-toes on Vice (top) remind us of our weakness, begging the question: When will Wu release a line of footwear for us big girls?

The dolls ($160 - $350) will debut at the American International Toy Fair on February 14; they'll be in stores in August.

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