Banks, Tyra
Is suing 10 companies for making wigs inspired by her hairstyles. All 57 of them.

Campbell, Naomi
Revealed that before hitting the Versace runway she did a 10-day juice cleanse; shouldn’t change up her routine since it’s clearly working.

Cavalli, Robert
Hired former Diane von Furstenberg designer Yvan Mispelaere to be his design director; may be looking to go in a more ladylike direction.

Collins, Lily
Will star alongside her marvelous brows in new Lancome ads.

Cyrus, Miley
Starts feud with Sinéad O'Connor in hopes of having a photograph of herself ripped up on SNL.

Delevingne, Cara
Continues her acting career; dons dreadlock wig to show dedication.

Dreyfus, Jerome
Isabel Marant’s husband will not be designing bags for her H&M collection. Sorry kids.

Giorgio Armani
Debuts nail polish that claims it requires only one stroke per nail. We’ll believe it when we see it.

Jacobs, Marc
Officially leaves Louis Vuitton; goes out with a Stephen Sprouse-covered bang.

Jolie, Angelina
Wears new ring; delights tabloids.

Kao, Jen
The New York-based designer closes her label.

Mellon, Tamara
Declares that Jimmy Choo never designed a single shoe. Then why isn’t the label named Tamara Mellon?

Million Dollar Shoppers
Will be the subject of a new TV show on Bravo. Can’t wait.

Paltrow, Gwyneth
Makes Instagram just a little bit GOOPier. Yes.

Prince George
Will be baptized in a gown that was originally made for Queen Victoria; demonstrates his style icon destiny.

Rihanna
Calls Princess Diana “gangsta.”

Proenza Schouler
Has announced a makeup collaboration with MAC; get your wallets ready.

Slimane, Hedi
Really did not appreciate the fact that the Parisian store Colette was selling T-shirts emblazoned with the words “Ain’t Laurent Without Yves;” cuts all ties.

Westwood, Vivienne
Makes unlikely bedfellows with the Cambridge Satchel company, but hey, they are both British.