Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, leave the hospital with the royal baby, George. Photo by WireImage.
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, leave the hospital with the royal baby, George. Photo by WireImage.

Abercrombie & Fitch
Currently being investigated for discrimination in France; really, really needs to stop hiring staff based on appearance.

Barneys New York
Rumored to be teaming up with Jay Z this holiday season; fingers crossed for a six-hour performance piece inspired by “Jingle Bells.”

Beckham, David
Appears without a shirt in a new fragrance ad, because why bother wearing clothes when your abs look like that.

Casablancas, John
The founder of Elite Models responsible for the careers of Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Linda Evangelista and more passed away at age 70.

Diaz, Cameron
Was named artistic director of footwear label Pour la Victoire; apparently considers years of actively wearing shoes the top criteria for being able to design them

Ditto, Beth
The Gossip singer married gown that would make Madonna proud.

Dolce & Gabbana
Being sued by Peter Fonda over Easy Rider-inspired shirts; can’t seem to cut a break.

Issa
Launched a high-street version wore in her engagement photos; counts on selling out.

Lagerfeld, Karl
Is the subject of a four-hour documentarythat will air in Germany in September; no word of whether or not his upcoming candle collaborationor love of Cate Blanchett will be covered in detail.

Mizrahi, Isaac
Teams up with Tweezerman, even though he was born without brows. Stay tuned for the brand’s campaign next year starring Whoopi Goldberg.

New York Fashion Week
May have a new home, if the CFDA gets its way. Prepare to reorient yourself yet again.

Prinsloo, Behati
Debutsare really getting engaged.

Proenza Schouler
Changes Fashion Week show time from 8 p.m. to noon party early.

Rihanna
Appears more clothed than usual in the ad for her new fragrance, which, ironically, is called “Nude.”

Royal Baby
Officially named George and Javier Bardem’s second child. Tough break.

Williams, Michelle
Now modeling; continues to work it.