Tom Ford. Photo by Giovanni Giannoni/WWD.
Tom Ford. Photo by Giovanni Giannoni/WWD.

Beyoncé
Wears only body glitter and jewelry on the cover of Flaunt magazine—because she can.

Bryant, Janie
The Mad Men costume designer lands her own reality TV show; good news for anyone still watching Mad Men.

Bynes, Amanda
Wore a blue wig to court; continues to insist that she is sane.

Downton Abbey
Coming out with a cosmetics line in October, at British chain Marks & Spencer, for all those who desire to smell like Edwardian England.

Ford, Tom
Is flattered that Jay-Z named a song after him. Well, duh.

Gaga, Lady
Walked around Midtown in a bra. What else is new?

Gomez, Selena
Designs sequined sports bras for Adidas; reminds the world of her age.

Hudson, Kate
Also designing a collection of workout gear; no sequins in sight.

Moore, Julianne
Goes blonde; shocks the tabloids.

Nelson, Willie
Stars secondary to his magestic braids in the new John Varvatos ad campaign.

Net-a-Porter
The luxury retailer will now offer same-day delivery to the Hamptons; what took them so long?

Nas
Designs a streetwear collection; was jealous of Kanye X A.P.C.

Paltrow, Gwyneth
Collaborates with Soludos on a line of affordable, cute espadrilles; was also jealous, apparently, of Kanye x A.P.C.

Polge, Jacques
The legendary Chanel fragrance creator plans to retire; have no fear, his son Olivier will take his place. No. 5 forever.

Project Runway
An advertisement for the upcoming season was banned in Los Angeles for featuring nude models; in other news, Project Runway is still on TV?

Roitfeld, Carine
Styled a shoot for V magazine inspired by—wait for it—teenage Carine Roitfeld. That’s all.

Scott, L’Wren
Announces a collaboration with Banana Republic; is a reality TV show next?

Uniqlo
Plans to open 10 new stores in the US; continues to plot world domination.

Wang, Vera
Hits the red carpet in an oversized accessory: Hey Vera, do you want some dress with that belt?

Wintour, Anna
Endorses Hillary Clinton for president in 2016; chances of another Vogue cover for the former secretary of state skyrocket.