Despite rumors that guests like Demi Moore and Heidi Klum had been paid handsomely for attending, The Donald claimed that he had known Heidi since before she was famous and that Demi is a close friend. (Wow, what are the odds of Trump being friends with Heidi as a teenage girl in Germany?) Never one to miss a sales pitch, he also quipped that he hoped to sell Demi an apartment soon.
The main event of the night was a strangely sexually-charged video of the Trump Dubai, which featured an attractive, ritzy couple engaged in a variety of luxury vacation activities—dinner on a yacht followed by hotel suite-seduction. It was very glossy, with the feel of a high-end perfume commercial.
Heidi was the most charming star at the event who, despite the heat, actually stayed longer than any member of the Trump family. Naomi Watts and Demi avoided the plebeians behind a barrage of publicists and security guards.
Goldigger socialistas were also showing off their plumage. Two particular ladies seemed eager to meet Eric Trump, Donald's youngest son with Ivana. They asked a suited gentleman if Eric liked meeting girls, "Oh yes, he loves girls." Notwithstanding a fit giggles--the suit pointed them in his direction and they took off.
By the time the Trump-stamped cookies were handed out, the crowd had dissipated significantly. In the goodie bags were books about the Trump Dubai and Mont Blanc pens.