Isaac Mizrahi's handbag-shaped hats.
The hulking Benicio del Toro (the man is a giant!) reading aloud Joy Division song lyrics during the G-Star show.
Musical Acts = Mayhem: The multiple pianists playing onstage at Zac Posen (very distracting) and the roving guitarist on the runway at Carlos Miele (wreaking havoc for the photographers in the mosh pit).
Kanye West's girlfriend du Jour, Amber Rose, at Narciso Rodriguez. (We were so mesmerized by her shaved blonde head, red leggings and general gorgeousness it was hard to focus on the show.)
Alexander Wang's goody bags—complete with condoms and candy hearts.
The male model who had to pose at the telephone booth for the Band of Outsiders presentation.
Heavy Metal: The vest made out of miniature swords by Pamela Love at the Frank Tell show.
Can you say creepy?? Jack Nicholson's monologue from The Shining before the Diesel show.
The Marc Jacobs show actually starting early!
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Photos: Mizrahi: John Aquino; Zac Posen, Carlos Miele: George Chinsee; West: Steven Eichner; Tell: Kyle Ericksen; Jacobs: Thomas Iannaccone.