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How to Instagram Like Kim Kardashian


Kim Kardashian Instagram

Today is Kim Kardashian’s 35th birthday, and after all these years spent perfecting the selfie and breaking the Internet, we have a lot to learn from the Queen of Instagram. Yes, even Taylor Swift can take notes. Here’s how to post like everyone is watching.

1

Show that no one can steal your man. (When he’s napping.)

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2

Prove you’re the only person besides North West who can really make Kanye West smile.

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3

Take a stand against haters and embrace your pregnancy bod.

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4

Okay, really, really, embrace it.

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5

But it’s also fine to show how motherhood drives you a little nuts.

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6

Like, can I live?

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7

No one can say no to this face, though.

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8

Have zero shame about profiting from your followers.

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9

Or your natural, no makeup look.

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10

Be avant garde with your nude #tbts.

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11

When you’ve accomplished it all, join snapchat.

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