FASHIONHarry Brant’s Met Ball Photo Diary: Models, Mohawks, and Mayhemby Harry Brant05.01.131Elisabeth von Thurn Und Taxis rocked a mohawk and a Vivienne Westwood dress. As far as going punk goes, she won. She looked like the kind of girl who could knife you in an alley, and then take you for an Upper East Side brunch—the perfect balance for this Ball.2Me, I simply looked like the former.3Fabiola Beracasa with new friends (her Jar earrings) and old. Note: she did buy the statue two drinks first!4The mother of all makeup artists, Pat McGrath, and me.5Elisabeth von Thurn Und Taxis popping some bubble gum with Olympia Scarry. Yes, that is the world’s best photo bomb by Pucci’s Peter Dundas.6Hamish Bowles, rocking everything I wasn’t bold enough to from the nail to the pins! Oh! Who? Me?7Wes Gordon and Constance Jablonski serving up an over-the-shoulder. Wes was the only man who measured up to Constance. At 6 ft., I did not come close.8Nicole Richie, Ashley Madekwe, Jourdan Dunn, and Edward Enninful: These are the kind of sweet people who will help you find your shoes during a Kanye West performance. Trust me!9Carine Roitfeld goes in for the double kiss. Major.10Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Balmain’s Olivier Rousteing, who both proved they’re very cool by knowing all the lyrics to Kanye West’s songs.11Alexander Wang and Julianne Moore descending the staircase. Nicole Ritchie glittering behind.