Queen Elizabeth II and Angelina Jolie

Queen Elizabeth II and Angelina Jolie. Photo by Anthony Devlin - WPA Pool/Getty Images

Banks, Tyra
Launching a collection of all the products you need to smize. Apparently, eyes and mouth alone cannot complete the task.

Campbell, Naomi
Plans to fight ebola with a fashion show. God speed.

Chung, Alexa
Named the guest editor of Tommy Hilfiger’s collection this fall. Sorry, Zooey Deschanel. Your time is up.

Delevingne, Cara
Wore a bedazzled ski mask out to dinner in London. Rita Ora to counter with a bedazzled ski suit.

Galliano, John
Officially named the new creative director of Maison Martin Margiela. Will not be starring in Lisa Kudrow’s “The Comeback.”

Heatherton, Erin
The Victoria's Secret model's photos were stolen and leaked online, Jennifer Lawrence-style. No longer has very many secrets.

Jenner, Kylie
Debuting a collection of hair extensions in true Kardashian style. Blondes need not click through.

Jolie, Angelina
Was granted honorary damehood by the Queen of England. Wore a light gray suit by Ralph & Russo for the occasion. No vials of blood were visible.

Kroenig, Hudson
Cements his supermodel status by appearing alongside Joan Smalls in the new Chanel ad campaign.

Lagerfeld, Karl
Gives Louis Vuitton a makeover. Finds the strength to not transform the monogram into KL.

Lively, Blake
Confirmed that she's pregnant on her blog Preserve. Explains why she launched the blog in the first place.

Obama, Michelle
Finally wears Oscar de la Renta, admits that she wears Spanx.

Rocha, Coco
Upstaged Lively’s blog post by revealing that she is pregnant with her first child in a creepy Instagram video. Your move.

Serafini, Lorenzo
The new creative director of Philosphy di Alberta Ferretti has some big shoes to fill.

Savage Beauty
The Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute’s Alexander McQueen exhibition to hit London, at long last.

Weiss, Emily
The founder of Into the Gloss launches a collection of products called Glossier. No word on whether or not they will enhance your smize.

West, North
Rumored to have her own stylist. Confirmation to be found in her upcoming memoir.