Bundchen, Gisele
Designed an intimates collection, perhaps for the sole reason of being able to front the campaign.

Child Models
Will be protected under new New York State legislation. Good news for the child models, bad news for the designers who like to book them during Fashion Week.

Coddington, Grace
Cooks a dish "no Vogue person should eat" with Elettra Wiedemann while her cat watched. Fortunately, this is all documented on film.

Cyrus, Miley
Wears a shirt emblazoned with the name, "CHANNING," not LIAM. Really, who could blame her.

Delevingne, Cara
Inspires the creators of Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling to create another coloring book; gives fashion lovers yet another way to procrastinate.

Diana, Princess
A silk Escada tie that she wore in 1994 is expected to fetch up to £3,000 at auction; reminds the world of Escada's prominence in the mid-'90s.

Hayek, Salma
Discusses wearing leather, her gravity-defying chest, and going strapless in an interview with InStyle. Strike that, no news here.

Hill, Emma
Mulberry's creative director leaves the brand after six years; sparks rumors that she is heading to Coach. Too easy, no?

Ireland, Kathy
Plans to start designing shoes; disappointed that her announcement followed Sarah Jessica Parker's by a week.

Lagerfeld, Karl
Designs new eyewear collection, announces that the glasses will help "balance ugly faces."

Marant, Isabel
Excited wannabe French girls around the world by revealing that she will design a collection for H&M.

Momsen, Taylor
Has signed on with Next Model Management. Nice work, Little J! XOXO

Moss, Kate
Will be on the cover Playboy's January issue, according to her hairdresser. (Not even the September issue?)

Olsen Twins
Turn 27, give us a reason to #TBT Full House over and over again.

Ora, Rita
Becomes the new face of Madonna and Lourdes's line Material Girl the same week Phillip Lim names a boot after her; personifies high/low.

Owens, Rick
Announces collaboration with Adidas; reveals that he hates (read: hates, HATES) cardio.

Pattinson, Robert
Lands the campaign for Dior's men's fragrance; a source delights Twilight fans by revealing the ads to be "sexually explicit."

Roitfeld, Carine
Adds car commercial producer to her resume. Enough said.

Saint Laurent Paris
Sold a grunge-inspired, babydoll dress for $68,000. No word if newly employed Taylor Momsen was the buyer.

Swanepoel, Candice
Ditched her beachy Victoria's Secret blonde for a bleached look because she was "bored" and wanted to do "something crazy." We're overwhelmed.

The Paris Review
In the most random news of the week, the literary magazine collaborated with Orlebar Brown on a line of swimwear, sold exclusively at Barneys.

Upton, Kate
Rumored to be dating Dancing With the Stars' Maksim Chmerkovskiy; will not make a cameo until after her 15 minutes are up.

Designs Bling Ring-inspired shorts that read "I Wanna Rob" and "Lets Go To Paris'; added to teenage wishlists everywhere.

Wu, Jason
Named the new artistic director of Hugo Boss; sets his sights on dressing Angela Merkel.

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