Bundchen, Gisele Designed an intimates collection, perhaps for the sole reason of being able to front the campaign.
Child Models Will be protected under new New York State legislation. Good news for the child models, bad news for the designers who like to book them during Fashion Week.
Coddington, Grace Cooks a dish “no Vogue person should eat” with Elettra Wiedemann while her cat watched. Fortunately, this is all documented on film.
Cyrus, Miley Wears a shirt emblazoned with the name, “CHANNING,” not LIAM. Really, who could blame her.
Delevingne, Cara Inspires the creators of Colour Me Good Ryan Gosling to create another coloring book; gives fashion lovers yet another way to procrastinate.
Diana, Princess A silk Escada tie that she wore in 1994 is expected to fetch up to Â£3,000 at auction; reminds the world of Escada’s prominence in the mid-’90s.
Hayek, Salma Discusses wearing leather, her gravity-defying chest, and going strapless in an interview with InStyle. Strike that, no news here.
Hill, Emma Mulberry’s creative director leaves the brand after six years; sparks rumors that she is heading to Coach. Too easy, no?
Ireland, Kathy Plans to start designing shoes; disappointed that her announcement followed Sarah Jessica Parker’s by a week.
Lagerfeld, Karl Designs new eyewear collection, announces that the glasses will help “balance ugly faces.”
Marant, Isabel Excited wannabe French girls around the world by revealing that she will design a collection for H&M.
Momsen, Taylor Has signed on with Next Model Management. Nice work, Little J! XOXO
Moss, Kate Will be on the cover Playboy‘s January issue, according to her hairdresser. (Not even the September issue?)
Olsen Twins Turn 27, give us a reason to #TBT Full House over and over again.
Owens, Rick Announces collaboration with Adidas; reveals that he hates (read: hates, HATES) cardio.
Pattinson, Robert Lands the campaign for Dior’s men’s fragrance; a source delights Twilight fans by revealing the ads to be “sexually explicit.”
Roitfeld, Carine Adds car commercial producer to her resume. Enough said.
Saint Laurent Paris Sold a grunge-inspired, babydoll dress for $68,000. No word if newly employed Taylor Momsen was the buyer.
Swanepoel, Candice Ditched her beachy Victoria’s Secret blonde for a bleached look because she was “bored” and wanted to do “something crazy.” We’re overwhelmed.
The Paris Review In the most random news of the week, the literary magazine collaborated with Orlebar Brown on a line of swimwear, sold exclusively at Barneys.
Upton, Kate Rumored to be dating Dancing With the Stars‘ Maksim Chmerkovskiy; will not make a cameo until after her 15 minutes are up.
VFILES Designs Bling Ring-inspired shorts that read “I Wanna Rob” and “Lets Go To Paris’; added to teenage wishlists everywhere.
Wu, Jason Named the new artistic director of Hugo Boss; sets his sights on dressing Angela Merkel.
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