Stylist: Edward Enninful

Depp, Johnny
Has unfortunately dyed his hair a shade of yellow only Nicki Minaj would call blonde; needs a trip back to the salon.

Will don custom Calvin Klein exclusively during his world tour; will hopefully star in Brooke Shields-inspired ads.

Gaga, Lady
Dresses like a chicken, ruffles some serious fashion feathers.

Had €400,000 worth of accessories stolen from a van in Milan while the drivers were getting breakfast. Moral of the story: don’t eat and drive.

Holmes, Katie
Joins the Twitter-sphere, will hopefully provide Suri fans with more Intel on her daily ensembles.

Kerr, Miranda
Is now on the market, as her and husband Orlando Bloom have announced their separation.

Are officially engaged; was at a loss for what else to do in order to get a headline.

Lagerfeld, Karl
Launching a capsule collection inspired by his number one muse, Choupette. Me-ow!

Love, Pamela
Collaborating with Liberty United to design a jewelry line made out of recycled guns. Watch out.

Moss, Kate
Got her twerk on for the one and only Paul McCartney; gives Miley a run for her money.

Middleton, Kate
Upstaged baby George by wearing McQueen to his christening.

New York
Passes labor law to protect child models. Good news for models both young and old.

Revealed the secrets to perfect skin: listening to Naomi Campbell and skipping the drugstore.

Was kicked out of a mosque in Abu Dhabi. Not because of her salacious Instagram feed.

Sander, Jil
Leaves her own label. For the third time.

Urban Outfitters
Won’t stock a book by the blog Jezebel because of the site’s incessant mocking. What goes around comes around.