Karl Cries Twice

In case you missed it, here are the top style stories from the week.

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Beckham, Victoria Considers herself a bit too posh, now that she’s a fashion designer, to participate in a Spice Girls reunion. Condones Scary’s involvement.

Burch, Tory Plans to branch out into menswear for Spring 2015 to the delight of preppy boys everywhere.

Casta, Laetitia A wax sculpture of her likeness—wearing Cavalli—will be on display in Paris. Karl cries over the choice of wardrobe.

Chanel Inspired an adaptation of Jean-Philippe Rameau’s comic opera “Platee,” with Karl Lagerfeld and Coco Chanel doppelgängers in the roles of Jupiter and Juno, respectively. Karl cries more.

Ford, Tom Finally makes an e-commerce debut with risqué photographs of luxe leather goods and nude models, of course.

Havianas Teams up with Mara Hoffman on a collection of brightly colored, printed flip-flops.

Olsen, Mary Kate and Ashley Were photographed wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals—and somehow pulling it off. Or maybe we’re just blinded by the size of Mary Kate’s engagement ring.

Paltrow, Gwyneth Revealed that she and Coldplay singer Chris Martin are getting divorced in a GOOP newsletter. Now that’s one way to drive site traffic.

Pharrell Announced a partnership with Adidas. Three stripe hats hopefully included.

Rihanna Named a style icon by the CFDA. Audrey Hepburn rolls over.

Saldana, Zoe The beautiful actress was named the new face, and hair, and skin of L’Oreal. Because she’s worth it.

Stewart, Kristen Was shot by Karl Lagerfeld for Chanel’s Paris-Dallas advertising campaign wearing T-shirts, cowboy boots, and… cornrows.

Wang, Alexander Announced that he designs accessories with the party girl in mind. Does that mean sad, sobbing sorority girls, too?