Booing Kimye

Beckham, Romeo To appear in a second ad campaign for Burberry. Brooklyn, baby, it’s your turn next.

Beckham, Victoria Revealed that she says, “I know what I want,” every three minutes. Apparently wants her children to model for Burberry.

Birkin Bag A gold-and diamond-covered Hermès Birkin sold at auction for $185,000. You fancy.

Chalayan, Hussein Presented a collection of burka-print dresses in Paris. Temporarily distracted Fashion Week followers from Kimye’s escapades.

Cleveland, Pat The legendary supermodel is working on a memoir. No dirt revealed… yet.

Coach Recruited some cool kids—Zoe Kravitz, Banks, Odeyea Rush, and Girls dropout Chrostopher Abbott—for its fall ad campaign.

Dunham, Lena To produce a documentary called Three Suits, about Bindle & Keep, a LGBTQ-beloved bespoke tailoring company in Brooklyn. Christopher Abbott will not be included.

Fashion Police To continue sans Joan Rivers starting in January. A moment of silence, please.

Ford, Tom Plans to show his fall 2015 collection in Los Angeles during London Fashion Week. That’s convenient.

Harlech, Lady Amanda To curate an exhibition about the life and work of Karl Lagerfeld. Receives the Friend of the Year award.

Henry, Guillaume The Carven designer is rumored to be taking over at Nina Ricci if Peter Copping goes to Oscar de la Renta. Musical chairs continues.

Kimye Were booed at Lanvin’s show for arriving 40 minutes late, not wearing enough cumulative shirt.

Kloss, Karlie Was named the new face, hair, and body of L’Oréal. Because she’s worth it.

Lagerfeld, Karl Created a fashion collection inspired by his ultimate muse Choupette. Lady Amanda isn’t even jealous.

Louis Vuitton Adds to chic coffee tables everywhere with a new biannual magazine.

Marc by Marc Jacobs Casting its spring ad campaign on Instagram. How modern.

Milly The girly label will be the next brand to collaborate with Kohl’s.

Rousteing, Olivier Was inspired by the Free the Nipple campaign for Balmain’s Instagram-friendly Spring 2015 fashion show.

Spears, Britney Cut her hair into a bob, announced a desire for Kate Middleton to wear her lingerie.

TSA Will soon let you fly with all your beauty products in a carry on. Just in time for Tom Ford’s Los Angeles detour.

Ward, Gemma Under attack for wearing fake traditional tribal tattoo in an Australian editorial. Oops. No one said a comeback would be easy.

West, Kanye Will teach a class at the Los Angeles Trade Technical College. Will hopefully not arrive 40 minutes late.

West, North Had a front row seat at Balenciaga’s Spring 2015 show. Almost on time.