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Malin + Goetz launches a canine-friendly shampoo.

Malin + Goetz dog shampoo

Remy, my standard poodle, is a bit spoiled. Her leash is Hermès, her chicken is free-range, and I occasionally dress her in designer hats borrowed from the W fashion closet. (She’s particularly fond of fascinators…) So when the eco-chic beauty brand Malin + Goetz announced it was launching a dog shampoo, I screamed, “Bitch, please!” Its gentle amino-acid formula leaves Remy’s coat soft and shiny, and its neroli scent is so fresh and yummy. I’d try it myself if Miss Thang weren’t so territorial.