One Direction: Teenage Dream.

American Apparel
Purchased New York-based retailer, Oak; pleases hipsters everywhere.

Celebrity fragrances
Are “over,” according to a new UK survey. No one tell One Direction.

Cruz, Penelope
Directed a short film for Agent Provocateur featuring her sister Monica and husband Javier Bardem with model Irina Skayk; deprives fans of her own countenance.

Cyrus, Miley
Gets totally naked for Marc Jacobs; reminds us of the good ol’ days in which she protested that memorable Vanity Fair shoot.

Finally launches e-commerce. It’s about time!

Kors, Michael
Presents Hillary Clinton with the Michael Kors Award for Outstanding Community Service; solidifies her fashion cred.

Krakoff, Reed
Announced plans to buy back his eponymous label from former employer Coach; reminds us of the complicated world we live in.

Lingerie Francaise
A traveling exhibition of antique underwear arrives in New York; no public donations accepted.

Has apparently been shunning plus-size customers. When selling sheer leggings, can they really be so picky?

Moss, Kate
Brings vajazzling back. Yep, that’s a thing.

Obama, Michelle
Did not make Vanity Fair’s annual best dressed list; will hopefully inspire her to bring out the big style guns for 2014.

One Direction
Lands the cover of British GQ, inspires fans to wage twitter war. Covers Teen Vogue, inspires very little action. There’s a lesson to be learned here.

Paco Rabanne
Named yet another new creative director: Julien Dossena. Is anyone still keeping count?

Won a legal battle with Topshop; cut her hair. Guess which made more headlines?

Roitfeld, Carine
Officially makes the Home Depot a fall trend. Yes, you read that correctly.

Cast Chloe Sevigny, Olivier Zahm, and Ryan McGinley for its fall 2013 campaign. Obviously, no smiles involved.

Upton, Kate
Apparently dating Dancing With the Stars’ Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Then again, this was in Page Six.

Wang, Alexander
Invited fans to a secret event where they were offered free clothes; captured the animalistic fighting in all its glory.