Abercrombie & Fitch
Currently being investigated for discrimination in France; really, really needs to stop hiring staff based on appearance.
Appears without a shirt in a new fragrance ad, because why bother wearing clothes when your abs look like that.
Was named artistic director of footwear label Pour la Victoire; apparently considers years of actively wearing shoes the top criteria for being able to design them
Dolce & Gabbana
Being sued by Peter Fonda over Easy Rider-inspired shirts; can’t seem to cut a break.
Is the subject of a four-hour documentary that will air in Germany in September; no word of whether or not his upcoming candle collaboration or love of Cate Blanchett will be covered in detail.
Teams up with Tweezerman, even though he was born without brows. Stay tuned for the brand’s campaign next year starring Whoopi Goldberg.
New York Fashion Week
May have a new home, if the CFDA gets its way. Prepare to reorient yourself yet again.
Appears more clothed than usual in the ad for her new fragrance, which, ironically, is called “Nude.”