This is the Wall of Fame at the Cabbage Patch bar, which is on a remote intersection of back roads. While I was there, a chicken wandered in. In April during Biker Week, thousands gather here for the COLE-SLAW WRESTLING tournament, in which scantily clad females tackle each other in a sea of slaw until just one is left standing. The same woman has won for nine years straight. I may enter next year, purely out of journalistic dedication, of course.