"Nicole's character Charlotte is trying to tell lovesick Jack (Zac), for the hundreth time, 'You're too young for me.'"
"I'm trying to convince John that he doesn't need to annihilate Nicole's character. His character wants to kill her—but I don't want blood on that pretty pink dress."
"The stench of a gutted alligator surpasses a human corpse. After this shot, Zac actually vomited."
"Zac, trying to seduce me with his pretty-boy look into letting him do his own stunts in the swamp. I said, 'Hell, no!'"
"Here, I'm directing the performance of a song I co-wrote called 'That Man Be Dangerous!'"