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The Latest Keeping Up With the Kardashians Promo Heavily Implies the Reveal of Kylie Jenner’s Pregnancy

Come for the pregnancy tease, stay for Kris being frightened by a mime.


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It’s been less than four months since rumors started spreading that Kylie Jenner with child, but it feels like years have gone buy (rumors of a whole other Kardashian sister pregnancy started and were confirmed in the meantime). Soon, however, all of this speculation could come to an end. In the promo for the next Keeping Up With the Kardashians episodes, which will air in a two night event on Sunday and Monday, it’s heavily implied that Jenner will, at last, reveal she is pregnant.

Let’s walk through the evidence, shall we? The first clue is the title of the teaser, which promises a two-night spectacular to air on Sunday and Monday. The rarity of this event indicates some major event will take place in the lives of the Kardashian-Jenners, something like, for example, Kylie Jenner being pregnant. The second clue is the very physiognomy of the Kardashian-Jenners themselves. As the narrator teases an episode “full of Kardashian surprises,” the camera pants to a quick succession of extremely shocked faces, suggesting something unexpected, something like, say, the pregnancy of Kylie Jenner. The third clue is the most convincing of all. At around 14 seconds into the video, the narrator emphasizes the episode will bring “announcements” and “news so big,” we get an entire scene of Kardashian-Jenners and sycophants screaming “WHAT?” The only thing that could elicit such a reaction is, obviously, Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy.

Of course, this could all be the wishful thinking of someone who has been on the Kardashian-Jenner pregnancy beats (yep, plural not singular) since literally forever. After all, the Kardashians are notorious for their…creative editing, conjuring drama and suspense where there were previously none. The shocked faces we see in the teaser could very well be in response to something completely unrelated to Jenner’s alleged pregnancy, such as the mime (?) who ambushes Kris Jenner around six seconds in. If they were feeling particularly cruel, the surprise could also be the pregnancy of Khloé Kardashian, which was recently declassified via her Instagram.

But the Kardashians are nothing if not extremely, extremely social media savvy. They smell waning attention spans like sharks smell blood. Having allowed Khloé Kardashian to reveal her pregnancy in December, it looks like the power family is sensing that they have stretched the “to pregnant or not to pregnant” storyline to its limit. If not, well, consider this their official warning.

Related: Khloé Kardashian and Kylie Jenner May Not Confirm Their Pregnancies Until 2018

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Kim Kardashian steps out in a blonde lob alongside husband and rapper Kayne West during Paris Fashion Week in 2015.

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Kendall Jenner looks unrecognizable with her blonde wig walking alongside Gigi Hadid who also sports a brunette wig after the the Balmain Fall 2016 show in Paris.

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Known for her ever-evolving hair colors, the youngest of the Kardashian/Jenner crew wears her locks in long, tousled waves.

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These days, Kim Kardashian can regularly be seen sporting her blonde locks and poses alongside with singer Fergie and model Chrissy Teigen backstage during Fergie’s “M.I.L.F” music video.

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Khloe Kardashian, the most regularly blonde of the whole family, wears her long platinum locks sleek straight with a nude lip.

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Sporting dramatic platinum blonde locks during New York Fashion Week, Kim Kardashian steps out for the Yeezy Season 3 show.

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Kylie Jenner takes on a silver platinum shade, wearing a sleek, middle-parted pony in tousled wet waves.

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As the most recent Kardashian to go blonde, Kris Jenner debuts a chic platinum blonde pixie.

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Khloe Kardashian takes her blonde locks to new heights, sporting perfectly tousled air-dried beachy waves.

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At the 2017 Met Gala, Kylie Jenner showed up in a side-swept chin grazing blonde bob.

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Posing alongside sister Kendall, Kylie wears her blonde locks in soft, polished curls.

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While she may have temporary tried on a platinum pixie, Kris Jenner starts off the New Year with freshly dyed tousled do.

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