Madonna. Courtesy of Instagram.

Wore a Jay Z-inspired Tom Ford dress while performing on tour. Makes it impossible for anyone else to wear successfully.

Delevingne, Cara
Managed to stay out of the spotlight this week. That seemed more noteworthy than some of her other antics.

Demeulemeester, Ann
Plans on releasing her first book to the delight of bare coffee tables everywhere.

Hudson, Kate
Launching a collection of LBDs in collaboration with Ann Taylor. Almost interesting.

Kardashian, Kim
Cut her hair by multiple inches. Repeat: Multiple.


Knightley, Keira
Spilled red wine on her Chanel wedding dress. Hey, at least she didn't lose it. (Ahem, Lily Allen.)

Leto, Jared
Distressed his Instagram followers with by posting a short hair #TBT sans hashtag.

Mackie, Bob
The feather and sequin connoisseur will NOT dress Cher for her next world tour. Maybe Tom Ford is available.

Showed off some armpit hair on Instagram. Shocked everyone too young to remember "Sex."

McCartney, Stella
Teaming up with Angelina Jolie on a "Maleficent"-inspired kids line. Please, please let it be modeled by the Jolie-Pitt clan.

Philo, Phoebe
The Celine designer is being honored with an OBE. Is that a plea for the brand to show at London Fashion Week?

Rockefeller, Indre
The former Moda Operandi It girl is the new president of trendy Spanish label Delpozo. Rock on.

Scott, L'Wren
Tragically committed suicide in New York.

Upton, Kate
The busty bombshell adds Bobbi Brown to the list of brands she represents. What a busy body.

Valli, Giambattista
Plans on launching a collection of candles in collaboration with Cire Trudon. Adds to our already hefty most wanted list.

Woodley, Shailene
Revealed that she eats clay as part of her beauty regimen. If it ain't broke...