Monday’s Reading List

French fashion icon Pierre Cardin was reportedly hospitalized on Sunday after suffering a minor “vasovagal episode” (a condition marked by a slow pulse and a fall in blood pressure) before boarding a plane to Greece. He was examined at a local hospital and discharged. Sassybella

“These people want a reality TV show, give them one. It’s called ‘Dealing With the Federal Prosecution System of the District of Columbia‘.“ said Republican political operative Ed Rollins on what would be an appropriate punishment for White House party crashers, Tareq and Michaele Salahi. Jezebel

The controversy over Meghann Snow’s swift dismissal at the Mike Weiss Gallery continues. (Ms. Snow was fired after Mr. Weiss allegedly asked her to disrobe in a back room so he could inspect her clothes). The gallery has issued a statement. But we can’t tell who’s angrier: the gallery for having to defend their actions or the art community whose comments hold nothing back. artfagcity

Hot stuff? Runaway groom, Todd English dishes on Juliet his new nightclub lounge and opening a cupcake shop with his daughter so she can beef up her college applications. Eater

Sticks and stones may break her bones but Lindsay has a contract. Lohan will be continuing as artistic advisor, Ungaro president and CEO Mounir Moufarrige said. “Yes (she’s staying on), she has a job to do.” Fashionologie

The fantastic Worth 1000 ran a great photoshop contest called Graffiti Ren 2: Classical Art, improved with spray paint and the results are in! theworldsbestever