The Thursday Reading List

We admit that we want to know what kind of triceps exercises Michelle Obama does. Check out this slideshow (HuffPo)

Our friend Kate Moss out on the town, disguised as a small, long-haired animal, and getting ready to film a comedy sketch with pal Katy Brand. You heard that right. (UK Pop Sugar)

The New York Post isn’t going to be the same without Liz Smith. But we are confused by Liz’s description of her work as “philosophical.” (Daily Beast)

A Chanel Segway? We’d say this was a joke, but apparently not. (The Cut)

“Reality” show and Stylista ugly twin, the Style Network’s Running in Heels, is apparently a snooze, even for fashion magazine obsessives. (Fashionista)

Finally, at least once a day, we often ask ourselves, “What is WRONG with people?” Today, after reading Joyce Wadler’s NY Times story, we were nearly speechless. See anecdote re: pet baboon putting his “steel-like fingernails” through his owner’s scrotum. (NYT)