Best pose of the night: Lady Gaga, in Tom Ford.
Best designer and muse, part I: Joseph Altuzarra and Sarah Rutson.
Best designer and muse, part II: Jonathan Anderson —winner of both menswear and women’s wear designer of the year—and Susie Bubble.
Best use of sequins: Sophie Dahl, Stella Tennant and Bay Garnett.
Best girlfriends of the night: Poppy Delevingne, in Emilia Wickstead, and Kate Bosworth, in Erdem.
Best couple: Naomi Campbell, in Burberry, with Mario Testino.
Best moment if the night, I: Edina and Patsy of Absolutely Fabulous giving the best brand award to Stella McCartney.
Best moment of the night II: me, between the two most handsome men of the night, David Gandy and Robert Konjic.
Best table companion: model Lara Mullen, in Saint Laurent, who kept passing along delicious vodka martinis…
Youngest model: Malaika Firth, in Topshop.
Most distinguished model: Yasmin Le Bon, in Chanel.
Best hair style coordination: Elisa Sednaoui, in Mary Katrantzou, and Giovanna Battaglia, in Molly Goddard.
Best blow outs: Gucci's Alessandro Michele and Tamara Beckwith.
Most glamorous look: Arizona Muse, in Ralph and Russo.
Best hug of the night: Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour (who also takes home the award for best long-standing hairstyle.)