What: Fall 2017 Why: In case she actually does want to feel like a plastic bag.
What: Fall 2016 Why: She’s had a particularly stressful year. This dress could double as a massage table mid-dessert course.
Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen
What: Spring 2011 Why: The sisters exclusively pose together, already—this will just make it all the more easy.
Rabbani and Solimene Photography
What: Fall 2012 Why: Millennial Pink for the ultimate Millennial model.
What: Comme Des Garcons Homme Plus 2011 Why: It is about time Bieber reclaimed his Prince of Pop crown.
What: Fall 2017 Why: A disco stick, IRL. Also: not that different from her ensemble last year.
What: Comme Des Garcons Homme Plus Spring Summer 2016 Why: Should he feel self-conscious about cutting off his famous hair.
What: Spring 2017 Why: She famously said the Gala “sucked.” In case she changes her mind, she can sneak in unnoticed.
What: Spring 2017 Why: She famously can’t keep her hands to herself. This will help.
What: Fall 2013 Why: It’s practically understated compared to her typical color schemes.
What: Spring 2017 Why: Kris Jenner: secretly part-Scottish!
What: Fall 2017 Why: With a shape like this, one shade of grey will suffice.