Unfortunately, it’s a few decades too late for you and the art lover in your life to join Andy Warhol in spending Valentine’s Day doodling hearts in Fiorucci’s erstwhile boutique. While a Warhol-made love note may no longer be an option, that doesn’t mean you can’t get your hands on an (almost) equally enviable gift for your crush by next week. That’s especially true if you’re looking to go the steamier route, which, thanks to Yoko Ono, you can do for as little as two dollars. (Though nothing drives a message home quite like the street artist WhisBe’s $7,500 neon spelling out “I fucking love fucking you” in all caps.) If you’re not at that stage in your relationship just yet, it’s also easy enough to keep things chaste—and, in the case of a Cindy Sherman pool float, definitely unexpected. There are at least a dozen more where those came from; take a look, here.