No offense intended, I’m sure

As if it weren't sad-sacky enough to be chained to my cubicle in New York and not in Europe with the rest of the fashion pack, it seems I've now become a liaison between PR...


“Happy Monday! I was hoping you could let me know which editors will be attending Paris Fashion Week. I would love to invite them to (Famous-Designer-Who-Shall-Remain-Nameless’s) Official After Party sponsored by (Luxury-Brand-Which-Shall-Remain-Nameless). Please provide me with the editor(s) names, as well as, their hotel information. I will FedEx hard copy invites to their hotels upon your response.”

I’ll get right on it.