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The Nine premiere--complete with Daniel Day-Lewis, Nicole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, Judi Dench, Kate Hudson and their showstopping fashion was Fellini-esque. Jezebel

Don't call it cleavage, call it heavage. Man boobs (some call them moobs) are back, John Travolta style. The Cut

In more decolletage news: Doctors say liposuctioning fat from thighs or buttocks and injecting it into breasts to augment them is safe. NYT

Chic flick. Karl Lagerfeld debuted his short film, Paris-Shanghai at yesterday's Chanel pre-fall collection. If you are in need of some levity (we're still not sure if it's intentional or not) this clip is sure to entertain. Refinery29

Pretty woman for a pretty penny. Lancome has just signed Julia Roberts as a "global ambassadress." Her actual duties are still being defined. Fashionista

Ivanka's marriage proposal: customers who buy a diamond at Ivanka Trump's Bridal Bar, where rings start at $15,000, will get a three-course dinner with champagne and a night in a Trump hotel in Manhattan--gratis. NYDN

Art Basel's razzle dazzle. Last night, gallerina Krystyna Gmurzynska hosted a dinner that included some Hollywood royalty, and royal royalty. Slyvester Stallone, Princess Michael of Kent among others dined among the synchronized mermaids of The Satai. Guest of a Guest

She so thorny! Fergie takes page from Rihanna's playbook and wears a spikey dress to last night's Grammy concert. The Cut

"The amount of money that some parents want to spend on their child's nativity play appearance would enable Baby Jesus to leave the stable and check into a five star hotel."
-- Ed Watson, spokesman for Debenhams department stores on the trend of British parents swathing their children in fur and pashmina throws for Christmas pageants. Huffington Post

Don't be jealous of your boyfriend's favorite new app. Bijin Tokei, is an iphone clock app that displays the time via photographs of a beautiful girls from the streets of Japan each holding a sign that tells you the time minute by minute. the worlds best ever