The attendees at Ellen DeGeneres's birthday on Saturday was basically a guest list for her talk show. Most notably, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West show up for the affair for DeGeneres's 60th birthday (technically at the end of January, but her party was this weekend). Though, they appear to have left their smiles at home, as did a very pregnant Chrissy Teigen. John Legend, though, was as happy as ever.
Kardashian posted a picture of the foursome to Twitter with the caption, "Squad celebrating @TheEllenShow birthday!!!" (This just in: we are saying "squad" again.)
She captioned a nearly identical photo of just herself and her husband, "Mom & Dad." As usual, Kardashian was taking the words right out of the haters' mouths before they could even get them out.
In X-Men star Olivia Munn's picture with the Wests, the actress joked that their three-person family was called the "KimYunns," and even got a smirk out of Kim.
Munn took to the photo booth with fellow funny ladies Jennifer Aniston, Kathy Najimy, Kimberly Williams-Paisley, Stephanie Allyne, Tig Notaro, and Alexandra Lenas Parker, wife of Sean "drop the 'the,' just 'Facebook'" Parker.
Meghan Trainor and her fiancé Daryl Sabara also made an appearance and had "THE coolest night" of their lives. And looked, if we're being completely honest, extremely good.
But what do you get the woman who has everything? Well, Ellen's wife Portia DeRossi got her a gorilla sanctuary!
Happy 60th birthday, Ellen! And can you please explain your skincare routine? Is it just sunscreen or have you and Paul Rudd discovered the fountain of youth someplace in Los Angeles? Then again, maybe she's not really 60. After all, if dame Helen Mirren can forget her actual age, so can any one of us.