Robert Pattinson Considers Himself a Sex Professional, Sort Of

Thereâs a certain amount of Hollywood cache an actor accrues after starring in a multibillion dollar franchise like the Twilight movies, which brought in over $3.3 billion worldwide over its five-picture run. Robert Pattinson, for one, has spent his creative bankroll interestinglyâlike making strange, near-experimental movies with David Cronenberg (Cosmopolis, Maps to the Stars) and even playing second fiddle to Guy Pearce and Charlie Hunnam (The Rover and The Lost City of Z, respectively) while also stealing those critically-liked films from the headliners. But at a certain point, a former heartthrobâs âinterestingâ choices cease to be so interesting the farther he gets away from his heartthrob peak without a second breakthrough role. With 2017âs Good Time, however, Robert Pattinsonâs second coming was apparent to everyone who saw the surprise hit. The Safdie brothers-directed heist movie was smart, fun, twisty, and the most propulsive film of the last yearâand Pattinson carried the whole show on his shoulders. We always knew he was an interesting guy who liked interesting projects. This performance confirmed all that and more, with Pattinson receiving a nomination for best male lead at the Independent Spirit Awards this year. Here, he reveals to W editor at large Lynn Hirschberg his always unconventional tastes, from an early age on.
Letâs do some fun questions: What was your favorite Halloween costume ever? I mean I, I can only really remember properly dressing up once, in one of my best friendâs momâs clothes. She got very upset with me.
So you went as a woman? Not just as a woman, it was kind of a sort of Charlie Chaplin-ish kind of demon. But I stole lots of my friendâs momâs clothes from her closet, and she got extremely upset afterwards. But also the next day I remember going back to my apartment and in the courtyard thereâs a funeral going on in the morning. [Laughs.] I had to walk back at 9 AM after being up all night dressed as demon old lady clown, and walk into a wake. [Laughs.] I mean, it was pretty incredible.
Did you have fun dressed as a demon old lady clown? Yeah, I love dressing up. This Halloween I walked into the most extreme, ah, fancy dress party. I was absolutely normcore and it was the most humiliating experience of my life.I didnât really know that it was probably the most intense costume party in London and I had just come from somewhere else. So, ah, yeah it was very, very embarrassing.
Oh, Iâm sure they loved to see you anyway. What was your favorite or most memorable New Yearâs? Probably when I was 18 or 19, Iâm trying to remember which one. We went swimming in the ocean at midnight and it was freezing and it was just one of those kind of amazing, calamitous evenings. So we thought weâd lost one of our friends and had to kind of do a search party across the whole island and realized heâd just, um, thought he ran a bath but fell asleep in an empty bath. [Laughs.] And had hypothermia. [Laughs.]
Do you like New Yearâs as a rule? I do, yeah. All of my friends who I grew up with have moved all over the planet, and itâs when we kind of make a really concerted effort to all come back together at New Yearâs. Itâs the only time I see all of my friends at the same time.
Thatâs a nice tradition. What was your favorite toy growing up? [In faux serious voice.] I donât really have material attachments. [Laughter.] I mean, the only thing I really remember playing with when I was a kid⊠actually, you know, I was very much a dork. I really liked Warhammer.
__Warhammer?__ Yeah, but I never actually figured out the rules. The actual rules are very, very complicated, so I sort of just made up my own rules. Thatâs another thing when you paint the little figurines and youâre supposed toâŠ
So you would make whole armies? Yeah, and I would make a storyline for them. I never wanted to play with anybody else, because I would play by my own rules. [Laughs.]
I think weâre getting at the truth here. [Laughs.] I was alone a lot.
Robert Pattinson in âGood Timeâ
Growing up, I was pretty much a dork. I really liked playing Warhammer, but I never actually figured out the rules. I just made up my own. So I never played with anybody else, because I was playing by my own rules. I was alone a lot.
Burberry coat; Dior Homme sweater; Berluti pants; Rolex watch; the Frye Company boots.
Now weâre going to do this thing where Iâm going to ask you about your firsts. Itâs a very quick response. the first thing that comes to your mind. So: first job? [Laughs.] Sex. I donât know whyâIâm terrible at these things. [Laughter.]
Your first job was sex? [Laughs.] I mean, thatâs the first one that came into my mind.
That was your first job, okay. [Laughter.] Your first album? Sex. [Laughs.] First album was⊠ah, Billy Oceanâs Greatest Hits. [Chuckles.]
No. That was your first album? Yeah, I remember buying it very clearly, getting the tape.
Thatâs very strange. Okay, I donât know why you would know this, but what was your first red carpet outfit? I actually do know. Ah, well the first one wasnât particularly interesting, but the second one was the first time I got offered to borrow clothes, and I remember going completely overboard. I think it was the Harry Potter premiere.
What did you wear? Like, leather pants and these like red cowboy boots and a velvet jacket. I mean, it was insanity. [Laughs.] I mean, I was so into it. I remember going around just like slapping my own ass in the shop and stuff. I was really into it.
What do you think the first e-mail you ever sent was? Oof.
You probably donât remember. Actually, the first ones I remember sending was I met this girl in Colorado⊠Oh, that might have been AOL Instant Messenger.
What was your first petâs name? Patty. She was a West Highland White.
A West Highland terrier? Yeah. Patty Pat Pattinson. [Chuckles.]
What was your first favorite film growing up? The first one I remember really being obsessed with is The Hand that Rocks the Cradle. [Laughs.] Yeah, I really loved that movie. I still love it.
Because you love scary movies? I didnât reallyâ[more like] erotic thrillers. [Laughs.]
So weâre back to sex, okay. What was your first âIâve made itâ moment? I remember once in New York, for the Harry Potter premiere, I was walking down the street and this guy asked for some money. I had this weird response and kind of instinctively went into an American accent. I said, âIâm all right, Iâm all right,â and the guy grabbed on me and he said, âOh youâre all right? Youâre all right?â And I was like, âYeah.â And he was like, âWho do you think you are, Paul Newman?â And then I walked another block and it was where the premiere was, and there was the Harry Potter billboard and I was like, âOh thatâs weird.â [Laughter.] I donât know what it meant or anything, but I remember it very clearly.
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Jennifer Lawrence wears Dior dress; Dior Fine Jewelry earrings, and ring. Beauty: Dior. Emma Stone wears Louis Vuitton dress. Beauty: LâOrĂ©al Paris.
Gal Gadot wears Giorgio Gadot wears Giorgio Armani jacket; Fabergé necklace; her own earring. Beauty: Revlon. James Franco wears Giorgio Armani jacket, shirt, and bow tie.
Daniela Vega wears Salvatore Ferragamo dress; Tiffany & Co. earrings; Gianvito Rossi shoes. Beauty: Covergirl. Robert Pattinson wears Dior Homme tuxedo, shirt, and bow tie.
Marbot Robbie wears Louis Vuitton dress; Wing & Weft Gloves gloves. Beauty: LancĂŽme. Nicole Kidman wears Dior dress; Wing & Weft Gloves gloves. Beauty: Neutrogena.
Tom Hanks wears Tom Ford suit; Emma Willis shirt; Hanksâs own jewelry. Mary J. Blige wears Versace dress; Chopard earrings; De Beers ring. Beauty: MAC Cosmetics.
Saoirse Ronan wears Chanel dress; Tiffany & Co. earrings; Jimmy Choo pumps. Beauty: Chanel. Andrew Garfield wears Prada suit and top; Converse sneakers.
âThis year on Halloween, my daughter and I went trick-or-treating, and I had on this huge mask so I could see everyone but they couldnât see me. Whenever I saw a Wonder Woman costume on a girl or a boy, it was so exciting. My daughter, who was dressed as a unicorn zombie, would run up to me and say, âDid you see that Wonder Woman?â They were everywhere!â
Gal Gadot wears Moschino Couture dress; Fabergé ring; Off-White c/o Jimmy Choo shoes.
â[Jennifer Lawrence] came to see Cabaret and both of my contacts popped out of my eyes at the same time and my prescription is -900, which, if you know what that means, is likeâŠI cannot see. So, they had to drag me off the stage in the dark and she came backstage afterwards and I was like, âI couldnât see anything! It was garbage! It was a disaster!â And she was like, âEnough, enough. Iâm your dance mom. You need to calm down.ââ
Emma Stone wears a Louis Vuitton dress; Cartier earrings.
âI am Vietnamese, and we donât celebrate birthdays. My parents donât actually know their birth datesâthey just go by their signs. When somebody asks you how old you are, you say, âIâm born this month in the Year of theâŠâ I was born in the Year of the Sheep. Sheep donât like to be the center of attention, and they donât like being told what to do. That pretty much sums me up.â
Hong Chau wears an Etro dress; Chanel Fine Jewelry earrings; Tiffany & Co. ring.
âIâve had a flirtation with Winston Churchill for years; thereâs been a book of famous Churchill quotes on my bookshelf since childhood. To me, he was the man who won the war. And yet, when I was first asked to play the part, I thought, Donât be ridiculous, and turned it down. But they came back, and it felt right. My wife said, âLook, you get to stand in Parliament and say these great words. What have you got to lose?ââ
Gary Oldman wears a Canali suit; Boss shirt and tie.
âI always joke that Jason Dixon, the character I play in Three Billboards, is Barney Fife meets Travis Bickle. I spent a lot of time trying to perfect his southern Missouri accent. I did ride-alongs with a cop down thereâhe had a great twang. Accents should be practiced as if youâre drunk. Actors get a little tense when they have to do an accent. Drunkenness relaxes everything.â
Sam Rockwell wears a Marni trench; Editions M.R shirt; Simon Miller T-shirt; Huntsman pants; Rolex watch; Churchâs shoes.
âMy character in The Meyerowitz Stories is a sweet family girl, but when she sends films she makes in school to her family, you see her wild side. Iâm naked in most of those films. I sat next to my dad at the premiere, and that was probably the most uncomfortable thing in my life. To see myself 75 feet tall and naked was not easy. I sank into my chair and heard my dad kind of laugh nervously. We pretended those scenes never happened.â
Grace Van Patten wears an Alberta Ferretti dress; her own jewelry.
âBeing an actress, for me, is about my own transition. Itâs about looking for answers. Itâs about trying to survive in my life and also for the lives of others who face similar challenges. Life is scary, but art is not scary.â
Daniela Vega wears a Max Mara dress; David Webb earrings; Piaget necklace; Chanel Fine Jewelry ring (right hand); Tiffany & Co. bracelet and ring (left hand); Gianvito Rossi shoes.
âMy husband is an artist, but he still has a hard time watching me sometimes. During The Killing of a Sacred Deer at the Cannes Film Festival, he was both hypnotized and shattered. When he hears me scream or cry from a certain place in my soul, itâs almost like it goes straight into him. His brain and heart donât discern between acting and real life.â
Nicole Kidman wears a Prada top and skirt; Chanel Fine Jewelry ring; Jimmy Choo pumps.
Where was your first kiss? This is going to sound like a murder story, but it was in the woods, outside of a baseball park. I had lost my turtle. Curtis, the guy I kissed, found it.
Was that your first pet? No, it was a schnauzer named Ozzie. He hated us so much. He never wanted to be in the same room with us.
So whatâs your porno nameâfirst pet plus first street name? Ozzie Ormond.
What was your favorite Halloween costume? A picnic table. My mom wouldnât let me be a witch or a ghost or anything demonic, so I cut a hole in a plastic cloth and went as a picnic table. The problem was I had a crush on this guy named John, and I was so pumped for Halloween because it was our chance to interact. And then I put my face in the tablecloth and was like, âHi, John. Are you my boyfriend?â
Jennifer Lawrence wears a Dior dress; Dior Fine Jewelry earrings and ring.
âWhen I first read the script for Get Out, I thought, Are you allowed to do this? Are they really going to let this black guy kill all these white people? I think the most fascinating art pieces come at a price to the person making them. And this movie took a risk. On opening night, I went to see it in a theater in the hood in Atlanta. The crowd clapped, they cheered, they yelled, âGet out, man! Yoâget out!â It was all the stuff that we hoped the audience would say.â
Daniel Kaluuya wears a Gosha Rubchinskiy x Adidas Football sweatshirt and sweatpants; â47 hat; Gucci socks; Kaluuyaâs own sneakers.
âI booked The Florida Project when I was 6. Iâm 7 now. It was really fun because during shooting I got to eat ice cream! I want to start my own YouTube channel, and the name of it will be I Am Crazy for Ice Cream because I am crazy for ice cream. Iâm also so into fashion. I wear shorts in the movie, and they were so short. It was a struggle getting them on. Now, Iâm like, âMom! Where are my skirts? No more shorts!ââ
Brooklynn Prince wears a Baby Dior dress; La Coqueta shoes.
âIâm naked quite a lot in Beach Rats, and itâs a little strange to act when youâre naked. When the boom operator is standing over you, and youâre not wearing anything, itâs awkward. But, in the end, I didnât find it difficult. Iâm pretty comfortable with my body. Not in an âIâm happy to flaunt it for ÂŁ5â kind of way, but it does go deep into the psychology of someone trying to figure out their own sexuality, and their identity.â
Harris Dickinson wears a Calvin Klein 205W39NYC shirt, pants, and boots.
âAs an actor, people put you in categories. Itâs âOh, she has an accent,â or âShe doesnât have an accent,â or âShe can do this accent,â or âNo, she canât.â Theyâll say, âSheâs a pretty blonde, so I donât know if we can see her in a comedy.â So I know that for Fatih Akin to pick me was a big risk because heâs very well known in Germany as a director who casts unknowns or people he discovers who are not actors at all. In the beginning, he got a lot of backlash for it. And, in truth, I donât think I could have played this character five years ago. Now Iâm ready to shed any beauty look. I want to be stripped of any pretense, of any glamour.â
Diane Kruger wears a Rosamosario romper; Christian Louboutin shoes.
âWhen I was 14, I auditioned for an Off Broadway play. The scene was about a bris, the Jewish tradition of a child having the tip of his penis snipped off. Being the nice Jewish kid that I was, I did not know what a bris was, and I decided to pronounce it brie. Bris as brie. So I did the monologue, and, at the end, the director said, âThank you very much, and itâs pronounced bris.â I did not get the part.â
Ben Stiller wears a Gucci coat; Olatz pajamas.
âWhen I was 6, my favorite film was Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Itâs got a lot of adult jokes, and it was really inappropriate for a child to see. In school, they asked us, âIf you were to make a potion, what would you put in it?â Even then, I could recall lines of movies, and I said, âThe testicles of a newt!â I got called up to the front of the class and was asked why I put testicles in my potion. I had no idea what testicles wereâI just loved the film.â
Margot Robbie wears a Dolce & Gabbana top, shorts, and shoes.
âI was late to the game on The Room, which is considered by many to be the worst movie of all time. For years, I would see this billboard in L.A. that Tommy Wiseau, the actor and star of the movie, had paid to have up on Highland Avenue. It was a picture of him, sort of glaring down at you, with the words THE ROOM and a phone number. I was like, âWhat is this? Do you call the number and this crazy, weird, vampirelike guy can be in your movie?â But then I started reading The Disaster Artist, which was written by one of the other actors in the movie, and before I was halfway through, I just knew it was such an incredible, bizarre story, unlike any other in Hollywood, about outsider artists trying to achieve their dreams. I was instantly drawn to Tommy. Itâs almost like we were made for each other.â
James Franco wears a Balenciaga shirt; his own pants.
âTo play Molly Bloom, I thought about what women have to become in order to find power in a society where men are making all of the rules. I was like, âOh, my goshâthe Kardashians are an incredible example of women who have their own sense of entrepreneurial power.â And in real life, Molly looked a lot like them. For research, I actually watched Kimâs tutorial on face shading and contouring. As the movie goes on, Molly transforms into this idea of what a woman has to be in order to be heard: The heels get higher, the necklines are lower, the hair is longer. It was quite a departure for me, physically. And the strange thing is, I donât look like myself at all in this film, and so many people have said to me that Iâve never looked better.â
Jessica Chastain wears an Oscar de la Renta dress; Sophie Buhai earrings.
âUntil I read the script for Lady Bird, I had never encountered a female heroine who very much sees herself as a female heroine. In films, you rarely see young girls who love themselves. Lady Bird takes the self-confidence thing to a new level. She knows sheâs going to be someone. And she has something to say, even if she doesnât quite know what it is yet.â
Saoirse Ronan wears a Chanel dress.
Did you have an audition outfit back when you were starting out? I had multiple outfits. Much like a costume box. I would change between auditions. I remember changing in the car on the freeway. Iâm still a fast changer. And discreet. I have a talent for taking my clothes off quickly.
What was your first favorite film? The Sound of Music. It was very influential. And I got to meet Captain von Trapp while filming All the Money in the World [Christopher Plummer replaced Kevin Spacey after Spacey was pulled from the project]. We were about to be in this movie together, and I thought, How soon is too soon to ask Christopher Plummer to sing âEdelweissâ into my phone for my daughter?
Michelle Williams wears a Louis Vuitton dress.
âI play real people a lot. And it is a huge responsibility. Anytime you are playing somebody who was alive, for good or for bad, that performance becomes a version of an official record of what happened: what motivated them, what obstacles they faced, and how they got through their particular struggle. Thereâs a degree of leeway that you can allow yourself as long as youâre not turning good guys into bad guys, or knowledge into ignorance. Having said that, itâs a little easier playing someone whoâs no longer living. Because then you donât have to meet them.â
Tom Hanks wears a Tom Ford suit, vest, and shoes; Boss shirt; Rolex watch.
âI had a successful soap opera career in Mexico, but I left my fame and my comfort and I moved to Los Angeles because I wanted to make films. I was very, very famous in Mexico, and in the States I was working as an extra. People thought maybe I was running from the police. Why else would I leave everything I had to play a maid? I told them, âThis industry is going to change. We are too strong of an economic force to be ignored forever.ââ
Salma Hayek wears a Saint Laurent by Anthony Vaccarello dress; Cartier earrings.
âI was loosely attached to Call Me by Your Name for four years. It never seemed like it was coming together, and then it did. Now Iâve spent nearly two years promoting it. So, in many ways, it will be the project of my youth. When Iâm older, Iâll look at this film and remember what it was like to not be jaded, old, and washed up. Iâll look back and say, âOh, when I was youngâŠââ
Timothée Chalamet wears a Sandro jacket and pants; Schiesser tank top; Sermoneta Gloves gloves; Calvin Klein 205W39NYC boots.
âMy first kiss was at a party, when I was 12 or 13, during my first term at a coed school, so, you know, hormones were raging. A girl named Dora had this party when her parents were out of town, and it was literally a bacchanalia for 13-year-olds. No one was having sex, but it was just like, âOh, we all get to kiss each other.â And there were around 200 people there. It was about five hours of everyone going, âHave we made out yet? No? Letâs go!â To this day, my friends and I will be in a pub or at dinner and say, âRemember Doraâs party?â and sigh. It was an awakening.â
Andrew Garfield wears a Shrimps coat; Michael Kors sweater; Sunspel sweatpants.
âThe goal for this film was for me to disappear. I was absolutely petrified, and I cried the first day of shooting. I just couldnât pull Mary J. Blige away. It was a huge undertaking. I had to get rid of myself. But afterward, when I saw the film, I was not Mary J. BligeâI was Florence Jackson.â
Mary J. Blige wears a Versace bodysuit, leggings, belt, and sandals; Atelier Swarovski by Christopher Kane earrings; De Beers ring.
âWoody Allen shoots very fast. Heâll tell you, âDo what you want, whatever feels comfortable to you.â So Kate [Winslet] and I look at each other, and we do the scene. We think weâre great, that weâve never acted better. Woody goes, âCut,â and Kate and I are like, âYeah, we nailed it.â Then Woody says, âThat was the best example Iâve ever seen of apathetic acting. If I put that take in the movie, people would be in the lobby in three minutes. Try talking like, uh, normal people.ââ
Jim Belushi wears a Tom Ford coat; Berluti sweater; Boss pants; Churchâs shoes.
âI loved the script for Norman, but I wouldnât have cast myself in this film. Norman is a schlub. And itâs not that I canât play that type of person, but there are many, many guys who have more schlubbiness in them. So, to increase my schlubbiness, I let everyone try various costumes, makeup, and hair on me to alter my appearance. There were mustaches and beards, and theyâd change my hairline or add bushy eyebrows. Nothing worked. Finally, I just put little plastic pieces behind my ears to make them stick out. And we all went, âWhoaâthatâs Norman!ââ
Richard Gere wears a Giorgio Armani shirt.
âGrowing up, I was pretty much a dork. I really liked playing Warhammer, but I never actually figured out the rules. I just made up my own. So I never played with anybody else, because I was playing by my own rules. I was alone a lot.â
Robert Pattinson wears a Burberry coat; Dior Homme sweater; Berluti pants; Rolex watch; the Frye Company boots.
âMy part in I, Tonya was written for me by my former classmate and close friend Steven Rogers. Whenever someone showed interest in producing or directing the film, he would tell them, âYou have to be okay with Allison Janney playing Tonyaâs mother, LaVona, the most horrible, atrocious mother on the planet.â Itâs not the most flattering role, but I think he knew that I would have funâthat I would be able to embrace her and give her some humanity, because sheâs really a monster.â
Allison Janney wears a Fendi dress; HermĂšs bracelets; Kurt Geiger London boots.
âMy dad always told me, âThe job of an artist is to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed.â Thatâs always in my mind. Itâs why Iâm attracted to projects that are maybe going to illuminate something to you about yourself. Itâs always a little frightening because you donât know what youâre going to discover.â
Jake Gyllenhaal wears a Pringle of Scotland jacket; Frame T-shirt.
Creative Consultant: Bernhard Willhelm Hair by Yusef for Rich Hair Care at Factory Downtown Makeup by Fulvia Farolfi for Chanel Set design by Peter Klein at Frank Reps Menâs Wear Editor: Sam Walker Photography Assistants: Karin Xiao, Dean Podmore Postproduction: Catalin Plesa at Quickfix Retouch
Manicures by Michelle Saunders for Essie at Forward Artists. Hair for Stone and Kidman: Mara Roszak at Starworks Artists; Hair for Lawrence by Jenny Cho at Starworks Artists; Hair for Blige by Randy Stodghill at Opus Beauty; Hair for Kaluuya by Christopher LeNeo at Criterion Group; Grooming for Hanks by Barbara Guillaume at Forward Artists; Grooming for Stiller by Natalia Bruschi; Makeup for Stone by Rachel Goodwin at Streeters; Makeup for Lawrence by Genevieve Herr; Makeup for Robbie by Pati Dubroff at Forward Artists; Makeup for Blige by DâAndre Michael; Fashion assistants: Natalie Shemian, Aisha Rae, Nadia Beeman, Hema Persad, Chandler LaFee, Johanna Andersson; Producer: Emanuele Mascioni; Local Producer: Ilona Klaver; Production coordinator: Nicole Prokes; Production assistants: Aaron Rochlin, Spencer Chase, Nabeer Khan; Special thanks to Milk Studios L.A., Chateau Marmont, LA Loft, Love Catering.