The Thursday Reading List

Designers complaining that the First Lady is ignoring them should think about casting some more African-American models in their next runway show. (Huff Post)

A Talmudic reading of the filmography of Jew-to-be Lindsay Lohan, courtesy of Andy Borowitz (Daily Beast)

Adoption drama aside, just how do we feel about Madonna’s braided pigtails? (Pop Sugar)

Ramona “Crazy Eyes” Singer of Real Housewives of New York is putting her Hamptons house up for rent at $295,000 for the season. (City File)

The top earning restaurants in NYC are dominated by generally awful ones, no big surprise. (NY Daily News)

And while we’re on the topic, New York Magazine’s food editors tackle readers’ big dining questions, like where to find an authentic Japanese breakfast. (NY Mag)