Lana Del Rey’s next album Lust for Life finally arrives on July 21st, and with just a few weeks to spare she’s finally released the track listing. While the album cover image of Lana smiling (a first!) and the relatively romantically hopeful first few songs—“Lust For Life” and “Love”—seem to point Del Rey in a new, possibly more content if not actually happy direction, the batch of song titles suggest that Lana is as Lana as ever. If not, somehow, more so. Perhaps we should have guessed from the other song she’s released ahead of the album’s release: “Coachella – Woodstock in My Mind.”
Still, that means there’s 13 previously unnamed or unconfirmed tracks on the album, and their titles suggest, as per usual, the perfect soundtrack for things like crying on the beach, drinking your favorite soda flavor, being miserable in the middle of the summer, sleeping with older men and frolicking in a flower crown.
In fact, please go ahead and see if you can figure out which of these are actual Lana Del Rey song title from her new album. Tracks 1 and 2 are the previously released singles, while “Coachella – Woodstock in My Mind” features as track 9.
Track 3 finds Lana, once again, in some sort of subtropical mood.
A) Caribbean Crying
B) Bahama Mama
C) Heaven By Hialeah
D) 13 Beaches
Track 4 might be at least Lana’s third soda-themed song.
A) Lemon-Lime on My Mind
C) Vanilla Extract
D) I Love You (Like Kel Loves Oranges Soda)
Track 5 tacks its name from some Western beast.
A) White Mustang
C) Coyote Tears
D) Rattled Snakes
Track 6 might as well be the thematic sequel to “Summertime Sadness.”
A) Summer Bummer
B) July, You Lie
C) Tropical Depression
D) Labor Day Nightmares
Track 7 features A$AP Rocky and seems to be about backstage shenanigans.
A) Sipping on Camomile
B) Cynthia Plaster Caster
C) Tour Bus Mistress
D) Groupie Love
Track 8 seems like it could be ripped from her diary.
A) Live (Journal)
B) In My Feelings
C) Emo Palace
D) Through My Tears
Track 10 is a patriotic …or is it?
A) From Sea to Shining Sea, And Tear to Shining Tear
B) American The Beautiful: America The Damned
C) God Bless America – And all the Beautiful Women in It
D) Yankee Doodle Daddy
Track 11 is a mouthful.
A) Daddy Doesn’t Dream Of Me Anymore
B) When the World Was at War We Kept Dancing
C) Camaro Crash in Calaveras County
D) They Threw Us All in a Trench and Stuck a Monument on Top
Track 12 is Lana’s highly anticipated duet with Stevie Nicks.
A) Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
B) Witches of West Hollywood
D) I’m Getting Younger and Your Getting Younger Too
Track 13 sounds like a parody of a James Bond movie.
A) Tomorrow Never Came
B) Diamonds Are For Never
C) You Only Die Twice
D) Lie Another Day
Track 14 is just about drugs it seems.
C) Bath Salts
D) Krystal Meth
Tracks 15 and 16 actually have boring names, so we’ll just move on. So, without further ado, here’s the actual track list for Lust For Life:
02 Lust for Life [ft. The Weeknd]
03 13 Beaches
05 White Mustang
06 Summer Bummer [ft. A$AP Rocky and Playboi Carti]
07 Groupie Love [ft. A$AP Rocky]
08 In My Feelings
09 Coachella – Woodstock in My Mind
10 God Bless America – And all the Beautiful Women in It
11 When the World Was at War We Kept Dancing
12 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems [ft. Stevie Nicks]
13 Tomorrow Never Came [ft. Sean Ono Lennon]
16 Get Free
Those tracks featuring A$AP Rocky were also both released on Spotify today, with Groupie Love rolling out on YouTube as well.
It is exactly what you’d think it would be.
Lana Del Rey and the Sleek Cat Eye: Nobody Does it Better
Attending the 2011 Q Awards at The Grosvenor House Hotel in London, singer Lana Del Rey wears her light brunette locks in polished curls with a classic cat eye.
Wearing her dark brunette locks swept back with an exaggerated grey smoky eye and nude lip, Del Rey attends the 2012 MTV EMA’s in Germany.
At the 2012 Costume Institute Gala, Del Rey pairs her auburn red curls with a matte burgundy lip.
Arriving at the Breakthrough Prize Inaugural Ceremony at NASA Ames Research Center, Del Rey wears her shiny locks with a simple cat eye and a nude matte lip. (2013)
Radiating at the 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival, Del Rey channels old retro Hollywood with her pinup curls and exaggerated cat eye. (2013)
Arriving at the 2013 Echo Awards in Germany, Del Rey wears her dark brunette locks middle-parted with embellished hair clips and a dual lined cat eye.
Wearing her ombre auburn red locks in loose, soft curls with a nude, mauve lip, Del Rey attends the 2014 British Fashion Awards.
Arriving at the 2015 Billboard Women In Music, Del Rey is back to dark brunette, wearing her long curls side swept with a glossy nude lip.
Arriving at the 72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards, the singer wore an elegant half up with sleek curls as she celebrated her Golden Globe nomination for Best Original Song.
At the 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Del Rey wears her auburn locks middle parted in voluminous, soft waves with a sleek cat eye.
Del Rey wears a playfully tousled half up do with loose curls framing her face at the 2016 Pre-GRAMMY Gala and Salute to Industry Icons.
Back to dark brunette, Del Rey sports her signature sleek curls with a bold cat eye and a nude lip at the 5th Annual Sean Penn & Friends HELP HAITI HOME Gala. (2016)
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