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Nope, Kourtney Kardashian Is Not Pregnant

Just eatin’ good.


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Sometimes we don’t know what to expect from the family that always seems to be expecting. Despite the recent baby boom in the Kardashian-Jenner family, Kourtney Kardashian is definitely not with child, she clarified on Instagram.

Kendall Jenner, the only non-parent of the group, posted a series of pictures and videos to Instagram to celebrate her family’s celebration of Thanksgiving, including a fireside lineup with all the many Kardashian-Jenner generations. While posing for a picture, it looks like big sister Kourtney, already mother of Penelope, Mason, and Reign, rested her hand on her stomach. After a commenter asked if this was the telltale sign of an incipient baby bump, Kourtney replied, “No, but how good does my arm look in that last photo?” according to People.

In “that last photo,” she’s scooping what looks like cornbread onto her plate from a tabletop spread of dishes including mashed potatoes, stuffing, and, under a glass dish, maybe coconut cake? So, nope, not pregnant. Just eating good!

Jenner posted the series with the caption “so thankful wow,” and wow is right. Every dish and decoration looks fantastic.

Hand placement notwithstanding, it’s a fair question. After all, Keeping Up With the Kardashians did hint that Kourtney’s ex Scott Disick wants more kids…with Kourtney. And Kim Kardashian West is on board. Just saying.

On her own Instagram, Kourtney posted a family picture with Disick and their three kids in matching pajamas, showing gratitude for the family she already has. “I woke up this morning in bed with my children, in the same house as my sisters (minus @khloekardashian ??i miss you), my brothers, the father of my kids, my mommy, my grandma, my nieces and nephew. I feel beyond grateful. Happy Thanksgiving!” she wrote.

Khloé Kardashian, though missing from her family’s celebration, didn’t miss out on Thanksgiving. She was in Cleveland with her daughter, True, and True’s father, Tristan Thompson, celebrating the holiday in every shade of baby pink.

Kim can also be seen celebrating with her mother, grandmother, and other family in Kendall’s video, but on her own Instagram, she chose to be a little less sentimental and a little more cheeky. Posting a throwback to the Kardashians’ salad days, she wrote, “I’m thankful for the glow up.”

As for us, we are thankful that Comments by Celebs puts these gems together.

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How the Kardashians Celebrate Thanksgiving

“I’m on gravy duty, and I’m loving it,” Kim Kardashian told reporters on the day before Thanksgiving in 2011, which she spent doling out a portion of the 80 gallons of gravy that the L.A. Mission served the homeless.

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Fret not if you’re having trouble reading this menu from the Kardashians’ Thanksgiving in 2013: Other than the fact that there’s a total of seven desserts, including “Kris’s famous Lemon Cake,” the only line you really need to pay attention is “Khloé’s famous Macaroni and Cheese,” spelled out in Apple Chancery.

Courtesy of @krisjenner

The next year came with a visual of Khloé Kardashian’s “famous” mac and cheese, which was overshadowed by her fascinating poor photography skills.

Courtesy of @khloekardashian

Luckily, Khloé seemed to have taken a crash course in food photography by the next year, when she shared snapshots of more meals she’d cooked up in “Koko’s Kitchen.”

Courtesy of @khloekardashian

Khloé shared a picture of the setting for her first Thanksgiving at her house, rather than at her mom’s, with a caption that read, among other things, “manifest beauty in your life.”

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It may have been taken just three years ago, but this one’s a real throwback: The 2015 edition of the Kardashian-Jenner Thanksgiving saw the “blended family,” as Kylie Jenner put it in the caption of the photo above, come fully together, with nearly everyone’s then-partner present—including Kylie’s now ex Tyga, and Kourtney Kardashian’s then recent ex, Scott Disick. Not only did Kanye also show up to Khloé’s house, but so did his big ole grin.

Courtesy of @kyliejenner

The family member with perhaps the most significant presence that year was baby Reign Disick, who spent at least part of his first Thanksgiving in the arms of his mom, Kourtney.

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The desserts served at Khloé’s, as lusted over by her sister Kourtney on Instagram.

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No longer exactly the baby of the family, Kylie hosted her first Thanksgiving in 2016, decorating her home in Calabasas in white and gold, including hundreds of roses.

Courtesy of Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat

The evening was a Jenner affair, amid what was otherwise a less than bright time for the family. (Kanye had just been hospitalized, only a month after Kim’s infamous robbery in Paris.)

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Kim and Kanye may not have been there, but Kylie’s then boyfriend, Tyga, did manage to come through, wearing an appropriately autumnal flannel for the occasion.

Courtesy of Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat

While pregnant, Kylie once again took up the hosting duties for last year’s Thanksgiving, this time with a hint of a Valentine’s Day theme.

Courtesy of Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat

Ahead of their stint on Family Feud, the Kardashian-Jenners played a game or two of Taboo.

Courtesy of Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat

Behold: what Kendall Jenner ate for Thanksgiving in 2017. (According to her Snapchat, anyway.)

Courtesy of Kendall Jenner’s Snapchat

Leave it to Kim, pictured here with her mom and her grandma M.J., to dress for Thanksgiving as if she were in a Yeezy campaign. (Without, of course, any hint of bloating.)

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For dessert, Kylie served autumnal doughnuts and turkey-shaped Rice Krispie treats, among other goodies.

Courtesy of Kylie Jenner’s Snapchat

Having handed over the responsibilities to Kylie, Kris was able to spend some of the night hanging loose.

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Twenty eighteen brought an adventure to the great outdoors, which no one seemed to enjoy more than Kanye.

Courtesy of @kendalljenner

Thanks to her father’s prior athletic commitments, True Thompson was forced to spend her first-ever Thanksgiving in Cleveland. Her mom, Khloé Kardashian, made up for it by bathing their corner of Ohio in millennial pink.

Courtesy of @khloekardashian

Back in Calabasas, Kourtney Kardashian, Scott Disick, and co. also kept it (relatively) monochrome in green.

Courtesy of @kourtneykardash

Meanwhile, Kris Jenner coordinated with herself—in $8,000 worth of Versace, no less.

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